Me and my friend was out one night
and we were tripping on LSD
about 11 o'clock my friend turned to me and said 
"there's somewhere I gotta be"

I didn't ask "where to?"  or "where to go"
but she said "I'll drive from here"
and I said "Oh...okie dokie"
as we sped off into the night

She took those curves at 95
but it felt like 43
and I was freaking out as she could see
Cause that's just something that you do
when you're on LSD

But see, it's not the speed that was freaking me out
because I drive fast all the time
but there was a little unicorn
in the backseat of my car

Well my friend, she just got all freaked out
and she let go of the wheel
then my car took off and started driving itself 
as it jumped off the edge of this one big hill

We were in the air for atleast 12 minutes
and it gave us a chance to see what is really in us
then we hit some pine trees
that were hanging from some purple clouds

(spoken)

Well sooner than later we had to come down
and when we did we were right in the middle of town
we had found a good place to park in the middle of that fountain apparently

Then I started to yell like I was drunk
but what had happend was that there was a sea monster in the trunk
and I opened the door and fell right into the foot of water

Well under there was lots of things like 2,000 pennies and a phoney diamond ring
but the thing that scared me the most was this one eyed snake
after discovering that my zipper was down, I fixed myself and tried to get out of town
I think my friend took off with my car a little while ago

I stopped for a minute to admire the lights
they looked odd and blue like no other lights
and that's when I realized that those were the lights of the Royston City Police

And apparently they had seen the whole damn thing
and thought it was very interesting among other things
and they even gave me a chance to try and explain myself

Well I pulled out a watch and did a little dance
and before I knew it they were in a trance
and that's when I knew if I was going to run, nows the time

So I took off down this little back street 
dodging yellow midgits and gigantic feet
after a while I saw a light at the very end

As I got closer something became very clear
and this little chipmonk said "son you have nothing to fear"
and I know that was real cause I aint never felt that before

(end spoken)

Well me and my friend was out one night
and we were tripping on LSD
about 11 o'clock my friend turned to me and said 
"there's somewhere I gotta be"

I didn't ask "where to?"  or "where to go"
but she said "I'll drive from here.
and I said "Oh...okie dokie"
as we sped off into the night

I made it home about 5 am 
and I passed out on the couch
I was tired as hell, as anyone could see
I don't think I'm gonna take no more LSD

You see normal stuff don't really freak me out
because I see that all the time
but that itty bitty drug will really open up your mind