Well there's a blood sucking vampire
on my front porch
and I have no back door

he seems to love to haunt me
his spirits really taunt me
all for now and now for ever more

Well there's a blood sucking vampire
in my back room
and I dont have a lock

he seems to want to kill me
his fangs dont really thrill me
oh please dont take me
please dont take me now

Well there's a ghoul in my closet 
eating all my cloths 
and I have nothing to wear

I said "Please don't take me mister"
he said "I came here for your sister"
but now she's gone and I said just run away from home